“Hello sir, where are your Troma films?”
“Troma? Oh yeah third aisle in the foreign section.”
“Official? So every other movie here at FYE is bootleg?”
Sam HaiNe is a writer of short stories and flash fiction and the creator of Hainesville (facebook.com/allhailming). He’s a contributing writer for NRW including our Retro Movie of the Month. As well he contributes content and Cult Fiction to CultClassicGoods.com.